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A women was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put in the laundry bag with the next collection of soiled clothes........

>>>>>>>>>>USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES<<<<<<<<<<<<<When>>>>>>>>>>USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<The>>>>>>>I USED PLENTY OF SOAP ON PANTIES!!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!!!!!
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lol

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rofl Twisted Evil

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lol

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hehe, that was good one Smile

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how has everyone been havent really talked with yall in a while?
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Twisted Evil Doing good Katz how about you?

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well im still kickin so i guess im doing ok tried to make me a little sig hope it works ok its nothing fancy like yalls though not that good with the computer to put something like that together.

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nope didnt work damn i got it working on the divinity page though
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yea...i'm gonna have to give eldar a good swift......er......um....yea... Razz Twisted Evil ...but our site seems to be having trouble with images for some reason as i have a similar problem putting pics up in our main clan area....i think its time to morph into the wife raidboss lvl 90 Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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WOOT GO STARR!!! =)
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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello?"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No,"

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mommy there?"

"Yes,"

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No,"

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy" whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed in a helicopter,"

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled
giggle.............

ME"

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LOL Twisted Evil

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I got this in an email.

The Middle Wife

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself,
but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade
classroom a few years back.

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few
sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually,
show-and-tell is pretty tame.

Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they
catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or
limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about
it, they're welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing
kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a
pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant.
"This is Luke, my baby brother, and I m going to tell you about his
birthday."

"First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad
put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine
months through an umbrella cord."
She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not
to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching
her in amazement. "Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying
and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!'" Erica puts a hand behind her back and
groans.
"She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!'" Now this
kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.

"My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't
have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie
down in bed like this." Then Erica lies down with her back against the
wall.

"And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case
he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like
psshhheew!"

This kid has her legs spread and with her little hands are miming water
flowing away. It was too much!

"Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe,
breathe.'

They started counting, but never even got past ten.
Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother.
He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's
play-center, so there must be a lot of toys inside there."

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned! to her
seat.

I'm sure I applauded the loudest.
Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder,
just in case another "Middle Wife" comes along.

Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along
to someone else to spread the laughs. I know what I did!!!
Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy!

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Twisted Evil That was too good Starr

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